Does anyone have the instruction manual for a child? Mine is lost and the volume control is broken!
I am at the end of my tether.
Actually about to burst, run away or surgically remove my ears to get away from it.
What’s the ‘it’? I hear you say.
The ‘it’ is the almost constant ear piercing shriek of my five and a half year old. And the copycat that is her little brother.
No matter what the situation, be it happy and jolly or blood pressure raising, the volume is off the scale.
You can hear her from down the street as you walk up the path after a long day at work.
You can hear her screaming when she is in the car and you are in the house.
You can even hear her when you are fully submerged under the bath water trying to (drown yourself) relax after yet another jam packed weekend.
I kid you not.
I don’t know how teachers cope.
Do they end up deaf at a really young age? Permanently popping Ibuprofen to get rid of the constant headache caused by 30+ immensely loud small people every single day?
I used to want to be a teacher.
I think I have changed my mind based on this factor alone – the endless mounds of paperwork and targets would be a breeze in comparison!
I cannot recall the exact number of times I have asked for less noise, the use of an “inside voice” or even as simple an instruction as no screaming. But these phrases are certainly a major part of my repertoire, and quite frankly I am fed up of it.
I am a nag.
I am a bore.
All for the want of a life without a permanent headache.
Is there a point when the incessant screaming stops? Please tell me that there is, and that it’s soon!
In the meantime, share your tales of woe and tips of wonder with me…please!